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Brendan Tedstone- the FATTEST semi-pro hockey player ever
His most memorable hockey moment was a fight in europe that spilled into the stands, an obvious goon...and he's not even skilled in that department, I'm half his weight (if he weighs 400) and I'd pummel him on the ice, probably off ice too....I hope that teams paying him in donuts.
Ok, let me tell you the real reason this guy is playing. I can't remember what team he plays for. Anyway the reason he is playing is because the Rockford Ice Hogs have one really awesome player, his name is Robin Big Snake. Big Snake was leading the team HUGE in penalty minutes and is a VERY good goal scorer and usually has several assist, when not in the box. So, basically this guy Big Snake is good at everything the only thing keeping him out of higher leagues is his tendency to fight a lot. Anyway Tedstone was brought in just to goon it up and try to take out Big Snake. Which he then failed miserably and was sent to the ice and later got 12 stitches. I think he has played recently though due to the team having so many injuries that they've played Tedstone just out of pure need to have another body.
anyway, I wonder what Mr. Big Snake was doing with his right hand before he tried to hit him???
He is extending his arm so the elbow doesn't get locked in the jersey, this is so he can get a nice punch away...look closely at tredstone, hes trying to tie up big snakes arm by wrapping the sleeve up tightly around the arm...when done correctly the arm will be caught in the jersey, and the punch will stop short